This offseason just keeps dragging on. And on. And on.
And the Pirates have been remarkably consistent in their ability to do absolutely nothing. The team has given me plenty to be pissed about this offseason, but not anything particularly exciting. Unless of course you consider Jaff Dacker exciting. And he is, if you get excited about people who spell common names in uncommonly idiotic ways.
So instead, I'll just pretend we resigned A.J. Burnett.
Woooooooo!!!! AJ Burnett. Wooooo.
My chance to turn on MLBtv and watch some other team can't come soon enough. The Bucs are quickly lulling me into indifference.